Desexed Kiddie-Porn

… Pans /
@ K. 2006 03 29

Buffy:
Bosom Without Breasts

Desexed Kiddie-Porn,
Outline Without Inline

I like women, sex, bodies … boobs, tush … as well as most: more than most. I resist tabboos, secrets … don’t respect gods with secret names. If saying things outloud, or trying to, will get us damned, then damned is I believe our correct state.

I don’t normally seek out porn, don’t normally pay much attention to it when it finds me. Of course all of us in the modern world of media are exposed to soft-porn all the time: ads, magazines, Hollywood, TV shows …

Some ads are airbrushed so subtly that few to none notice how the image is being manipulated. I will now air a peeve of mine in hope of comparing notes with readers. Has anyone else noticed the following:

The studio casts a cute nubile actress, shoves her shape up the audience’s nose — but then won’t let her flesh jiggle?

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer series takes at least one opportunity per episode to feature the star character’s bust line in a high profile; or, she’ll be bent over before the camera so her young healthy female hips are highlighted. The actress is dressed in tight pants, or in a mini-skirt with the hemline cut where the tops of her thighs meet her mons veneris. But she has no breasts! no ass! no mons!

Well of course the actress has them, but the audience can’t sense them; except entirely in their own minds.

She has to be wearing an undersheath that allows absolutely no nipple to show, not a hint of breast detail. And she has to be corseted in some kind of a latex girdle, binding her buttocks into one single gluteus max, allowing no trace of mons to pucker a lip on her skirt front.

The porn is all

outline

and no

inline.

It’s only Buffy the studio does it to. Her friend Willow, in some cute little high school girls skirt, can turn, and — Ohhh — her buttocks articulate. Right through the wool you can “see” the space between her buttocks. Right through the wool you can sense what’s in there: the kind of dew that demands it be bussed by the tip of one’s dick: or at least by one’s finger, or at least by one’s mind; if not by the tip of one’s nose.

There’s pussy in there!

Ditto Darla: when she’s not in her silly vampire makeup — she’s not in high school; but she wears these delicious little skirts. She turns, and OOFFFF.

No, it’s only poor Sarah Michelle Gellar they girdle.

Or, as I recently wrote to bk,

“Thus, Willow is the juicy one, Buffy sere, sterile.”

Buffy, Willow
thanx fanpop

Understand: I’ve never seen her contract. I’ve never read her studio’s memos to her wardrobe. I have talked to some of the airbrush artists who do what they’re told for the whiskey ads, the cigarette ads … But tell me, once you’ve seen it: isn’t it obvious?

I use Buffy as an example but I’ve seen the same pattern in many a high-school-age comedy. Take Clueless, for example. Alicia Silverstone, posed, looks just fine; but when she moves (and she has to, it’s a movie), where’s her bottom? She looks like a girl in a girdle from the godawful 1950s! (How do women allow themselves to be circumcized, steriled, by fashion? Just general cultural interference with nature is bad enough.) If women want to trim their hips, fine. Do it with diet, do it with exercise. Don’t cheat.) (Nothing flexes like a trim ass; it’s the girdled ass that lies: by telling nothing.)

Again, her little friends are not so restricted. Has any young woman ever looked cuter in a little tartan skirt than the Clueless pal played by Stacey Dash? Aiyaiyai: talk about a mons pucker!

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Seems to me that some modicum of honesty is requisite to intelligence. If we look in the mirror and see not kleptocrats but Christians, we’re still in the same old trouble.
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