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Rudyard Kipling tumbled about in my personal estimation (in unwitting mimicry of world opinion) before I’d read enough Kipling to warrant any opinion at all. Even when I thought I qualified for opinion (the opinion that Kipling is nearly supreme) I still didn’t know (till this hour!) this masterpiece!

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

thanx manoramaonline

That is, as a kid I imagined myself as a moral intelligence of at least somewhat normal intelligence. I imagined, as I, as we all, are trained to do, that I knew better than our forebears. I imagined that I knew, as from God, that imperialism is wrong! that Britain was imperialist, the we, the US, was not! And that therefore Kipling, the voice famous for being the voice of Imperialism, was overrated, wrong! bad! stupid! …
Understand, I was, what? ten years old? eighteen? twenty?

I was in my twenties before I actually read some Kipling. Hilary’s little book of short stories lolled on my bookshelves, I picked it up, read some, was astonished! Kipling is as great as anyone ever claimed! is greater! far greater! (The first story that made me think that involved a conference of of gods! just like the above poem!) (Another was a story in which polo ponies cooperate to win a match despite the ineptitude of their riders.) (Such stories opened for me a seat for Kipling almost on a plane with Tolstoy.) I realized that the opinions of the culture in general was nearly as ignorance-based as my own white American ten year old default settings. Yes: Imperialism was evil, but it wasn’t genius Kipling’s fault!
Oh, he participated in the half-assed prejudices of his age, but so what? how could he help it? It’s like saying that Jesus was a Jew! Of course he was! that’s a given in the story!

the bulk, initially a scrapbook, will follow


About pk

Seems to me that some modicum of honesty is requisite to intelligence. If we look in the mirror and see not kleptocrats but Christians, we’re still in the same old trouble.
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