Category Archives: Jokes

Jokes: Metathe-Spooner

Comic metathesis combined with Spoonerism characterisitcs: that is, cliché get parts switched. Grange Contest After the grange meeting the farmers would hang around bragging about the talents of their livestock. Farmers Smith and Jones came to blows more than once. … Continue reading

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Jokes: Miscellaneous

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / Marriage Guys on the VA van yesterday, 70s 80s, 90s, talking about their wives and celebrating anniversaries: One guy says, “For our twenty-fifth anniversary I took my wife to … Continue reading

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Sex Jokes

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / Sex Jokes Buns Woman goes to the tattoo parlor. Wants “Beautiful” tattooed on her left cheek, “Buns” on the right one: buttocks, that is. “My husband loves my bottom,” … Continue reading

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Psychology Jokes

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / Beat me, said the masochist. No, said the sadist. Double Bind Gregory Bateson describes “the double bind” as part of the ecology of schizophrenia. I like this joke as … Continue reading

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Political Jokes

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / The Working Class A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the … Continue reading

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Business Jokes

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / Business Jokes For starters I feature my favorite essence of business joke. Archangel Michael comes to visit St. Peter at the Gate. Peter is frazzled. Souls are standing all … Continue reading

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Religious Jokes

Recreating the censored Knatz.com: / Personal / Chat / Jokes / Religious Jokes Confession A priest is sitting in his confessional waiting for his next penitent. A shadow falls on the screen. An unfamiliar elderly voice says, “I’m ninety-one years … Continue reading

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